Everyone who knows me knows I usually try to keep it fresh. I cycle through the same ten t-shirts every week, but I try to pair them with a dope pair of Jordans and a matching hat. Sucks we cant leave our houses, but we can still look fresh to death, and flex on social media.
I have seen some shit on social media this week. Folks show their true self when they are locked inside their homes with no where to go. I've seen everything from my service industry friends needing help after losing their jobs to a grown woman putting on a full face of makeup to get in a swimming pool and make TikToks. Y'all are killing me.
But, one thing that stays true is folks are constantly trying to stay relevant. Hey, I get it. It's easy to produce content as a DJ being on a stage four nights a week. Now, I am having to do things like blog to stay fresh on your mind, but I am here for that. Here are three ways to keeps it fresh during the new-age apocalypse.
1. Remember to Shower.
Its been a long two weeks in self-isolation. My friends are mad at me for calling them out on their lack of social distancing, and I've watched every Barstool Sports video on YouTube twice. It's hard to maintain a day-to-day routine when all your days run together and are filled with sorrow. But, that isn't an excuse to lose focus on personal hygiene.
Granted, my hair is looking super healthy from only washing it three times a week, but you still gotta wash off and not stink. Remember, you look better when you're making TikToks with the sleep out of your eyes, and the coffee stains off your teeth. Plus, if you guys are still being ignorant and going in public, you need to wash off the filth so it doesn't spread in yo bed. Wash your ass.
2. Brush your teeth
You aren't really seeing people so why should you brush your teeth? BECAUSE IF YOU DONT YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH. I know it is near impossible to find motivation when there's no light at the end of this tunnel we call quarantine. But, you don't wanna come out of this situation looking like you have a fresh case of meth mouth. Im looking at you, Walker County.
Also, the majority of the bacteria we are exposed to is stored in/ingested through our mouths. Why do you think the CDC is adamant about not having your hands near your mouth when the most deadly plague in 100 yeas has swept the globe. Do the right thing and keep that smile fresh, fam.
3. Dig through your old clothes and bring them thangs back.
I recently DJed a 90s party and I noticed something about my wardrobe. I was born in the 90s, and kinda got stuck there. Granted, I still have the original Playstation and an N64 that I hook up regularly. If those things are still relevant- why aren't old tees?
Also, things that look vintage have made a comeback. Every time a pair of retro Jordans release I make sure I have the necessary funds to cop them. So, imagine you find something that you think is trash to you, but actually ends up selling for a good price. Like my Tracy McGrady jersey from the Magic. Couple pounds away from wearing that thing on stage.
Well, I know this isn't much help, but I don't too much fool with fashion. I do know that my snapchat has been flooded with people looking like ten pounds of shit that has been forced into a five pound bag. The overflow is real.
Good luck to everyone as we ride out another month in quarantine. I am enjoying seeing folks keep in touch with one another from a distance, and not getting too close to one another. Be kind to each other, and remember it's about all of us. Don't think you can still live life how you did earlier in the year...
Preciate yall coming out,
Barry Bangerz