Well, at this point, my ass is growing roots to the couch. I've left my house twice in three weeks, and I'm not even a little mad about it. Here is how doing nothing is saving the world.
Very difficult times are ahead of us as Americans, and like most of the population, I am scared to death. The news is ever changing on what we should and shouldn't do, and who are we supposed to trust? One day, I can go to the store, visit the park, and I don't need to wear a mask. The next day, I am supposed to not leave the crib after 8, and shouldn't be in public without the proper PPE. WHAT IS GOING ON?!?
I've taken it upon myself to be an outstanding citizen of society, and chill super hard at my residence. I am by no means mad at this. I've worked four nights a week for the last six months, and a little time off has given me the opportunity to slow down living to get my life somewhat back on track. It's a shame that it's taken a global pandemic to open my eyes, but that's where I'm at in life.
So, how has my recent practice of becoming a giant couch spud helped out those around me? For starters, I have come in contact with a lot of folks given my line of work. The first week of the initial onset, I was absolutely terrified that I had contracted the illness unknowingly and possibly passed it to my parents. If you sit at home you have a less likely chance of spreading or contracting.
Next, I feel like if I, Barry Bangerz- a vicious booze hound and HUGE party guy- could sit at home, anybody can. My goal during this trying time has been to set a good example for those around me, and help better educate my friends/family on the things I've learned during this extremely dark time. Plus, It's been super refreshing to lay off the illicts the past month, and focus on regaining a sense of stability that isn't synthetically generated from drugs or alcohol. (DISCLAIMER: when this is over I plan on getting drunk as shit the first night. I am by no means trying to be one of those pretentious sober people.)
Also, I understand that the entire globe is in the same situation I am in. For that, I find comfort in knowing that folks are experiencing the same trials and tribulations as me. But, with me devoting my entire life and being to entertaining folks, I've searched high and low to find ways to bring enjoyment into people's lives. For example, this blog that you have hopefully subscribed too.
All in all, doing nothing is the new productive method in keeping society safe, and on the right track to getting back to normal operation. I miss my friends. I miss my job. I miss my brother. I miss doing jagerbombs and eating cheese dip. I miss going to Walmart and people watching. But, I know this won't last. I know that if we all chip in to do the right thing that we can be back to normal by the summer.
Everyone stay safe and find ways to enjoy this really shitty time the best you can. Oh, and please follow the rules. Please.